The Devil Came Down to Pittsburgh, He Was Lookin' for a Soul to Steal

For the sake of E.T.E. tradition, and in honor of a huge Atlantic Division matchup tonight at the Igloo...

(To the tune of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels Band)

Well the Devils came down to Pittsburgh
They were lookin' for some points to steal
They were in a bind, 5 straight losses on their mind
And they were willin' to make a deal
They came upon this Blooming Flower
Playin' goalie, and playin' it hot
Then Geno jumped up on a hickory stump
Said, Marty lemme tell you what
"I'm sure you already knew it
'Cause I'm a hockey player too
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you play pretty good hockey, boy
But give the Penguins their due
I'll bet a Jay Pandolfo goal
Against your soul
Just to think we're better than you"

Then a boy said, "my name's Parise
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
Though I'm gonna regret
'Cause tonight, the Pens will win"

So Danny rousin' up your bench
And change those 4 lines hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Pittsburgh
And the Devils hold the cards
And if you win, you're closer to that banner in black and gold
But if you lose, the Devils have control

The Devils opened up the gate and said "We'll start this show"
Then Elias flew in on a breakaway, but yeah, he still blows
He pulled the puck across the ice and it made an evil hiss
Then all 12 Devil fans joined in and it sounded somethin' like this

(Silence overtakes the microphone)

When the Devils finished, Godard said "well you're pretty good 'ol sons"
"But if you drop the gloves with me, you'd be better off to run"

Fire at The Igloo, run boys, run
Look, it's Marty's illegitimate son
Chickens in the locker room, pickin' their toes
Hey we got a powerplay, Go Sarge Go

The Devils bowed their heads because they knew that they'd been beat
Then they layed those 2 division points on the ground at Mike Yeo's feet
Kunitz said "Devils just come on back if you ever wanna try again"
"I done told you once, you sons of a bitch, our forecheck always wins"

Fire at The Igloo, run boys, run
Look, it's Marty's illegitimate son
Chickens in the locker room, pickin' their toes
Like they say in Canada, "GO PENS GO"

Let's Go Pens